Hi friends,joke is joke?

When opening a can of Carnation evaporated milk for your recipes, just smile and think of this:



A little old lady from Newfoundland had worked around her family dairy farm since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little compensation.



When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores in the 1940’s, she read an advertisement offering $5,000 for the best slogan. The producers wanted a rhyme beginning with “Carnation Milk is best of all…”



She said, “I know all about milk and dairy farms…I can do this!”



She sent in her entry, and about a week later, a black limo drove up in front of her house… a man got out and said, “Carnation LOVED your entry so much, we are here to award you $1,000, even though we will not be able to use it….”



Here is her entry:



“Carnation milk is best of all,

no **** to pull, no hay to haul,

no buckets to wash, no **** to pitch,

just poke a hole in the son-of-a-*****.”

Hi friends,joke is joke?
Thats witty. Keep 'em coming.





--- LeeeN
Reply:High Tech Bodies



Three women, one Greman, one Japanese, and a Hillbilly were sitting naked in a sauna.

Suddenly there was a beeping sound.



The Greman pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped.



The others looked at her questioningly.



"That was my pager," she said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."



A few minutes later, a phone rang.



The Japanese women lifted her palm to her ear and talked quietly.

When she was finished, she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."



The Hillbilly woman felt decidedly low tect.

Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive.

She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.

She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her behind.



The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.



The Hillbilly woman finally said, "Well, will you look at that, I'm getting a fax."
Reply:these were good. really. i liked both.
Reply:That's messed up... I like it.
Reply:The milk one is OK.
Reply:hahahaha!!! i love that joke! next time im making toffee i'll think of it!
Reply:lol they are fuuunnnny!
Reply:LMAO! liked both, 10+
Reply:I like it permission 2 borrow?

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