A couple of jokes?

How come Mexicans have noses?

So they have something to pick in the off-season.



Did you hear about the Portuguese doll?

You wind it up and it stinks.



What do you call a country that only has pink automobiles?

A pink carnation.



Did you hear about the blonde swimmer who won the Olympic Gold Medal?

She had it bronzed.

A couple of jokes?
....no offense, but if you want my honest opinnion, those suck....
Reply:Hey there your joke are funny keep up the good work
Reply:oookkkk....mmmm...yea
Reply:LOL.



Have a great Sunday!
Reply:Nice. How about these







Your mamas so small she poses for trophies



Your mamas so fat her picture fell off the wall



Your mamas so bald she put on a turtleneck and looked like a busted condom



Your mamas so fat she shoots her tampons in with a bazooka........the tampons are sheep



Your mamas so nasty she sits in the tub and makes tea all day



Your mamas so fat they land planes on her stretch marks



Your mamas so fat I had to dip her in flour to find her G spot



Your mamas so fat she sweats Crisco



Your mamas so fat after sex we smoked a turkey instead of a cigarette







A man is stopped by the police for speeding and the cop walks up to his car and the man still has his music up when the cop asks him to turn it down. The man replies " Sorry sir I usually like to listen to some soft music while im getting f**ked.



Why does the Avon lady walk crooked?



Too much lipsick



How can you tell if a woman is wearing nylons?



When she farts her ankles swell up



I knew a woman that had two different sized breasts but she wanted to enter a wet T-shirt contest anyways. Turns out she did quite well. She took 1st and 3rd
Reply:the last one was pretty darn funny