Don't Make a Nurse Angry joke?

A big shot business man had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his employees. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him. The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She came into his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature." After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth. "No, I'm sorry, the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I cannot use an oral thermometer." This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared his rear end. After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce, "I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!" She leaves the door to his room open on her way out. He curses under his breath as he hears people walking past his door laughing. After almost an hour, the man's doctor comes into the room. "What's going on here?" asked the doctor. Angrily, the man answers, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?" After a pause, the doctor confesses, "Well, no. I guess I haven't. Not with a carnation anyway."

Don't Make a Nurse Angry joke?
omg that is FUNNY! I AM GOING TO TELL MY GRANDMA IT WILL MAKE HER DAY!!
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Reply:Thank you so much!! =) You made my day.
Reply:ROTFLOL! GOOD ONE! THANX! :-)
Reply:OMG!!! This is soooo funny!! I have to go tell it to someone! Thanx!
Reply:This was a scene from a British film in the 1960's entitled 'Carry On Nurse', where a grumpy patient played by Wilfred Hyde White had the same thing happen to him but with a daffodil. The dialogue you use is almost identical.
Reply:love it!
Reply:Lmfao!

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Reply:good one =D
Reply:Hope I dont get to meet this nurse! BTW what happened to the carnation after that?
Reply:Hahaha too bad for that bossy fat ****! he should regret his silly actions! :)
Reply:geez thats a really good one.

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