For all of you Nurses out there......?

A big shot business man had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was

a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his

employees.

None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him. The head

nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She came into his room and

announced, "I have to take your temperature."

After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his

arms and opened his mouth.

"No, I'm sorry, the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I cannot use an oral

thermometer." This started another round of complaining, but eventually he

rolled over and bared his rear end.

After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce, "I have

to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!"

She leaves the door to his room open on her way out. He

curses under his breath as he hears people walking past his door laughing.

After almost an hour, the man's doctor comes into the room.

"What's going on here?" asked the doctor.

Angrily, the man answers, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever seen

someone having their temperature taken?"

After a pause, the doctor confesses, "Well, no. I guess I haven't. Not with a

carnation anyway."

For all of you Nurses out there......?
lol should of used a rose instead
Reply:what to do with dis one
Reply:LOL

very funny!!

LMAO
Reply:should have used a "POMEGRANATE".I will be alert when I go to a hospital.

THANX
Reply:I'll remember that one next time someone p**ses me off at the hospital. Thanks lol
Reply:hav`nt heard this joke before. funny!!
Reply:That would be great if you could do that sort of stuff without losing your job cand career, and maybe going to jail.