:) I ought to tell you..............................

For 20 years, a man has been writing to a woman in Norway but they have never met. At long last, the man decides they ough to do something about it and he suggests that she should fly over and he'll meet her at the airport.

"I think that's a wonderful idea," she replies, "but I think I ought to tell you that I'm completely bald, I suffer from a nervous complaint and don't have any hair on my body."

"No problem," he replies.

Another letter arrives soon ater and in this she says, "I think you should also know that I don't have any arms, I write by putting the pen between my toes."

A little startled to receive this news, he still tells her to come, but by return of post she writes that she meant to tell him she only has one eye in the middle of her forehead.

It's too late for him to back out, so he writes to say he's looking forward to seing her and could she wear a carnation in her buttonhole so that he will recognise her.

:) I ought to tell you..............................
Good one Fidgety.!!!

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