Saturday, February 11, 2012

The Best Slogan?

A farmer’s wife was in her kitchen cooking one morning. She picked up a can of Carnation milk and read on the label about a contest the company was having. Whoever submitted the best slogan for their product would win $50. She sat down with a pencil and paper and wrote . . . "Carnation Milk, best in the land. Comes to you in a red and white can." She couldn't think of anything else at the moment so she pushed the paper aside and went about her chores.



Later in the day her husband came in from the field and sat down at the table for a glass of ice tea and saw the letter his wife had started. After reading the about the contest on the can label he picked up the pencil, wrote some more to the slogan, sealed it in an envelope and put it in the mail box.



Two weeks later the farmer’s wife checked the mail and was surprised to see a letter from Carnation Milk as she had completely forgot about the contest. She opened the enveloped and inside was a $50 check and a letter. The letter said "Congratulations! You are the lucky winner! Enclosed is a check and a copy of your slogan. Confused, she read the enclosed slogan.



Carnation Milk, best in the land.

Comes to you in a red and white can.

No t*ts to squeeze, no hay to pitch.

Just poke a hole in the son of a b***h!

The Best Slogan?
haha lmao....thats funny. i'll give u a star for that lol
Reply:cute.



fishineasy
Reply:lol star4u
Reply:ok
Reply:...ok
Reply:sure!
Reply:HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Reply:heh heh
Reply:LMAO....
Reply:Hahahaaha........ good joke.

My day start with your funny joke.

thanks
Reply:Thats a lot to put on a milk can!
Reply:ha?
Reply:ah ha
Reply:lol, good one. a star for you, thx for the laugh. keep em coming ;)
Reply:if only i could win using such language...hmm...id rather not have 10pts..=)

but i understand that this is a joke..more or less u get into contact with such language...
Reply:hahahahaaa that was funny as he**. star for you.
Reply:heh heh catchy tune
Reply:LOL! GOOD ONE! LOVE IT!
Reply:huh
Reply:whoa...is it really true..?
Reply:what was the question???


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