To all you farmers out there?

When opening a can of Carnation evaporated milk for your recipes just smile and think of this. A little old lady from Bramwell Mountain in West Virginia had worked in and around her family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk ... with hours of hard work and little

compensation.

When canned evaporated milk became available in grocery stores, she read an advertisement offering $5,000 for the best slogan/rhyme beginning with "Carnation Milk is best of all...." and she said, I know all about milk and dairy farms...I can do this!

She sent in her entry, and about a week later, a black limo drove up in front of her house... a man got out and said, "Carnation LOVED your entry so much, we are here to award you $5000, even though we will not

be able to use it...."

Here was her entry:

Carnation milk is best of all,

No **** to pull, no hay to haul

No buckets to wash, no **** to pitch,

Just poke a hole in the son-of-a-b****

To all you farmers out there?
Holy molly... that was Simply Hilarious! Oh my god, I'm still laughing!!! A star for you!
Reply:stupid and vulger!!!!!!!!!!!



not funny!!!
Reply:hummm